Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, <>
“Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?”<>
“None,” replied Johnny, “cause the rest would fly away.”<>
“Well, the answer is four,” said the teacher, “but I like the way you’re thinking.”<>
Little Johnny says, “I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?<>
” “Well,” said the teacher nervously, “I guess the one sucking the cone.”<>
“No,” said Little Johnny, “the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you’re thinking.”<>
