I like the way you’re thinking!

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question,<>

“Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?”<>

“None,” replied Johnny, “cause the rest would fly away.”<>

“Well, the answer is four,” said the teacher, “but I like the way you’re thinking.”<>

Little Johnny says, “I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?<>

” “Well,” said the teacher nervously, “I guess the one sucking the cone.”<>

“No,” said Little Johnny, “the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you’re thinking.”<>

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