I Love You Too! – Joke

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.<>

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.<>

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.<>

While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife: <>

“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. <>

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. <>

This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kll us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”<>

To which his wife responds: <>

“He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. <>

I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!”<>

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