If I could swim…

Bluey goes to an outdoor show and wins a tinnie.<>

He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,<>
“What you gonna do with that. There’s no water deep enough to float a boat within 160 K0,3lms of here.”<>

He says, “I won it and I’m gonna keep it.”+6<>

His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.<>

She says, “He’s out there in his tinnie”, pointing to the paddock behind the house.<>

The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a paddock sitting in the tinnie with a fishing rod in his hand .<>

He yells out to him, “What are you doing?”<>

His brother replies, “I’m fishing. What the hell does it look like I’m a doing?”<>

His brother yells, “It’s people like you that give us country folk a bad name, making everybody think we’re stupid. If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your ass!”<>

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *