If you will give me $100…

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl.<>


The young girl proposes, “If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs.”<>


The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet.<>


And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs.<>


Then she says,<>


“If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I’ll show you my thighs,” and men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill.<>


The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full.<>


Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats.<>


Then the young girl says,<>


“If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis.”<>


All three fork over the money.<>


The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they’re passing. “See there in the distance.<>


That’s the hospital where I had it done!”<>

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