During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.<>
I described a typical day – “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain.<>
I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles.<>
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake.<>
I climbed several rocky hills. took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees.<>
The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers.”<>
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”<>
“No,” I replied, “I’m just a bad golfer.”<>
