I’m A Bad Golfer

During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.<>

I described a typical day – “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain.<>

I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles.<>

I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake.<>

I climbed several rocky hills. took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees.<>

The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers.”<>

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”<>

“No,” I replied, “I’m just a bad golfer.”<>

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