A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work:<>
The clerk told her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special.<>
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming…<>
“PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!”<>
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.<>
The manager comes to the woman and asks. “Ma’am what’s wrong?”<>
She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special.<>
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams…..<>
“PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!”<>
Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!<>
In shock, the store manager pleads. “Ma’am, why are you saying that?”<>
In a huff and panting breath, the woman says.<>
“BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I’M BEING SCREWED!”<>
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded.<>
