I’m Being Screwed

A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work:<>

The clerk told her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special.<>

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming…<>

“PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!”<>

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.<>

The manager comes to the woman and asks. “Ma’am what’s wrong?”<>

She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special.<>

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams…..<>

“PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!”<>

Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!<>

In shock, the store manager pleads. “Ma’am, why are you saying that?”<>

In a huff and panting breath, the woman says.<>

“BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I’M BEING SCREWED!”<>

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded.<>

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