I’m Sure My Wife Won’t Like This – Joke

While riding my Harley the other day, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.<>

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful women who asked, “Are you okay?”<>

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for… “I’m okay I think,” I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.<>

She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.” “That’s nice of you,” I answered, but I don’t think my wife will like me doing that!<>

“Oh, come now, I’m a nurse,” she insisted.<>

“I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly.”<>

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, “I’m sure my wife won’t like this.”<>

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, “I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I’d better go now.”<>

“Don’t be silly!” she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set I’ve ever seen.<>

“Stay for a while. She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?” <>
“Still in the ditch with my bike I guess.”<>

 

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