It doesn’t matter who you are!

The final exam for a class was scheduled from 8:00-11:00 AM. At 10 AM, with one hour to go, Little Johnny walks in and asks for an exam:<>

The professor hands it to him but informs him that he still must finish within the hour or he will receive a zero and fail the course.<>

“That’s fine.” Said Johnny, and calmly took a seat and began the test.<>

At 11:00, Johnny had not finished the test.<>

The professor asked for the exam to be turned in.<>

“No, thank you.” Said Johnny. “I’ll finish it.”<>

“I’m going to my office to grade these. If you don’t turn it in now, you’ll receive a zero.”<>

“Okay then.” Said Johnny.<>

At 1 PM, the professor heard a knock on his office door. Not very much to his surprise, it was Johnny.<>

“I’m here to turn in my exam.” Said the student.<>

“Sorry, you can’t turn it in now. The deadline was two hours ago.”<>

“I understand. I just thought it would be okay, you know, because of who I am.”<>

“What do you mean?” Asked the professor.<>

“Oh, I’m sorry.” Laughed Johnny. “Don’t you know who I am?”<>

At this point the professor became angry.<>

“It doesn’t matter who you are! You have to meet the same requirements as everyone else! Nobody gets special treatment!”<>

“Okay, okay, I get it. But you really don’t know who I am?”<>

“I have no idea who you are!”<>

At this moment, Johnny picks up the stack of exams, slips his into the middle and hands it back to the professor.<>

“Have a great summer!” said Little Johnny, and left.<>

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