A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday.<>
So during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two crocodiles in it.<>
“I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.”<>
So the party continues with no events in the pool, until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened.<>
In the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can.<>
And the tails come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going.<>
The crocodiles are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked.<>
The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, <>
“I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferrari, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen.”<>
“So sir what will it be?” the millionaire asks.<>
The guy grabs the microphone and says,<>
“Why don’t we start with the name of the bastard that pushed me in!”<>
Life lesson: Desperation is the Best Teacher<>
