Lil Susie – Joke

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. <>

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.  ‘Tell me Susie, who created the universe?’<>

When Susie didn’t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.  ‘God Almighty!’ shouted Susie. <>

The Nun said, ‘Very good’ and continued teaching her class.. A little later the Nun asked Susie, ‘Who is our Lord and Savior?’<>

But Susie didn’t stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. ‘Jesus Christ!!!’ shouted Susie.<>

And the Nun once again said, ‘Very good,’ and Susie fell back asleep..<>

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The Nun asked her a third question…’What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?’ <>

Again, Johnny came to the rescue.<>

This time Susie jumped up and shouted, ‘If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!’ The nun fainted !<>

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