Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. <>
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. ‘Tell me Susie, who created the universe?’<>
When Susie didn’t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. ‘God Almighty!’ shouted Susie. <>
The Nun said, ‘Very good’ and continued teaching her class.. A little later the Nun asked Susie, ‘Who is our Lord and Savior?’<>
But Susie didn’t stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. ‘Jesus Christ!!!’ shouted Susie.<>
And the Nun once again said, ‘Very good,’ and Susie fell back asleep..<>
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The Nun asked her a third question…’What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?’ <>
Again, Johnny came to the rescue.<>
This time Susie jumped up and shouted, ‘If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!’ The nun fainted !<>
