New Anti-Aging Drug

Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.<>

Andy’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.<>

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asks her husband – “Darling, honestly, if you didn’t know me, what age would you say I am?”<>

Looking over her carefully, Andy replied, … “Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five.”<>

“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying…<>

“WHOA, hold on there sweety!” Andy interrupted. “I haven’t added them up yet!”<>

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