A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir?<>
The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately.<>
I’m having an argument with my wife and she says she’s going to jump out of the window.”<>
The desk clerk says, “I’m sorry sir, but that’s a personal matter.”<>
The man replies, “Listen, you idiot. The window won’t open.. and that’s clearly a maintenance issue.<>
