Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. <>
He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when a loud cried out:<>
“Jesus is watching you.”<>
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.<>
“Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.<>
The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around frantically. <>
In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.<>
“Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?” he asked.<>
“Yes”, said the parrot.<>
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: <>
“What’s your name?”<>
“Clarence,” said the bird.<>
“That’s a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar.<>
“What idiot named you Clarence?”<>
“The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus,” the parrot replied.<>
