Parrot, Jesus & Burglar – Joke

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. <>

He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when a loud cried out:<>

“Jesus is watching you.”<>

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.<>

“Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.<>

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around frantically. <>

In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.<>

“Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?” he asked.<>

“Yes”, said the parrot.<>

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: <>

“What’s your name?”<>

“Clarence,” said the bird.<>

“That’s a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar.<>

“What idiot named you Clarence?”<>

“The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus,” the parrot replied.<>

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