So a truck driver is driving through the country when he sees a penguin in the middle of the road.<>
He pulls over and looks around, but can’t see anyone.<>
So he picks up the penguin, puts him in the cab of his truck, and continues on his way.<>
A couple of miles down the road he gets pulled over by a cop.<>
The cop walks up to the truck and asks, “What are you doing with that penguin in your cab?”<>
The truck driver thinks for a second and says, “Well, he was just sitting in the middle of the road, so I decided to pick him up” to which the cop replied, “well ok, but what are you going to do with him now?”<>
Truck driver thinks for another second and says, “Well I was thinking I’d take him to the zoo.”<>
The cop shrugs his shoulders, tells the truck driver that’ll be fine and lets him go on his way.<>
A couple weeks later and the same truck driver with the same penguin is pulled over again by the same cop.<>
But this time the cop storms up to the truck and demands to know angrily,<>
“What are you still doing with that penguin? You said you were going to take him to the zoo?”<>
“I did” exclaimed the truck driver “that was two weeks ago, I’m taking him to the cinema today”<>
