Penguin & Truck Driver – Joke

So a truck driver is driving through the country when he sees a penguin in the middle of the road.<>

He pulls over and looks around, but can’t see anyone.<>

So he picks up the penguin, puts him in the cab of his truck, and continues on his way.<>

A couple of miles down the road he gets pulled over by a cop.<>

The cop walks up to the truck and asks, “What are you doing with that penguin in your cab?”<>

The truck driver thinks for a second and says, “Well, he was just sitting in the middle of the road, so I decided to pick him up” to which the cop replied, “well ok, but what are you going to do with him now?”<>

Truck driver thinks for another second and says, “Well I was thinking I’d take him to the zoo.”<>

The cop shrugs his shoulders, tells the truck driver that’ll be fine and lets him go on his way.<>

A couple weeks later and the same truck driver with the same penguin is pulled over again by the same cop.<>

But this time the cop storms up to the truck and demands to know angrily,<>

“What are you still doing with that penguin? You said you were going to take him to the zoo?”<>

“I did” exclaimed the truck driver “that was two weeks ago, I’m taking him to the cinema today”<>


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