Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.<>
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.<>
“We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole”, said Bob, “But we don’t have a ladder.”<>
The woman said, “Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox.”<>
She loosened a few bolts, then laid the pole down.<>
She then took a tape measure from their toolbox, took a measurement and announced, “Eighteen feet, six inches” and walked away.<>
Ray shook his head and laughed. “Well, ain’t that just like a ‘Miss-know-it-all’ woman?” he said.<>
“We need the height and she gives us the length!” Ray and Bob are still working for the Government.<>
