Redneck Woman

A redneck is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.

A policeman approaches her and says “Ma’am are you aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?”

“Why?” asks the redneck.

“Because your breast is hanging out”

She looks down and says “OH MY GOD! I left the baby on the bus again!”

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