Sand – Joke

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders.<>

The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?”<>

“Sand,” answered Juan. The guard says, “We’ll just see about that – get off the bike!”<>

The guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. <>

He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.<>

The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man’s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.<>

The next day, the same thing happens.<>

The guard asks, “What have you got?” “Sand,” says Juan. The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.<>

He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle. This sequence of events is repeated every day for a year. <>

Finally, Juan doesn’t show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.<>

“Hey, Buddy,” says the guard, “I know you are smuggling something. It’s driving me crazy. It’s all I think about… <>

I can’t sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?” Juan sips his beer and says, “Bicycles.”<>

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