One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. <>
His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.<>
“Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10.”<>
Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. <>
Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing.<>
After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. <>
Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.”<>
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled.<>
He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter.<>
To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.<>
The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:<>
“Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. <>
Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren’t yours. <>
Get a lawyer. And if you don’t stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.”<>
