The Amazing Dog – Joke

This guy sees a sign in front of a house: <>“Talking Dog for Sale.”<>

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.<>

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.<>

“You talk?” he asks. “Yep,” the mutt replies. “So, what’s your story?”<>

The mutt looks up and says;<>

 “Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.<>

I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.<>

The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger and I wanted to settle down.<>

So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.<>

I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals.<>

Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.” The guy is amazed.<>

He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.<>

The owner says, “Ten dollars.”<>

The guy says, “This dog is amazing.<>

Why on earth are you selling him, so cheap?”<>

The owner replies, “He’s such a liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff.<>

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