The Blonde & The Lawyer – Joke

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.<>

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?<>

The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.<>

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.<>

He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.<>” <>

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.<>

The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”<>

This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.<>

The lawyer asks the first question. <>“What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”<>

The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.<>

“Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.”<>

She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”<>

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer.<>

He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.<>

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.<>

After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.<>

The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep.<>

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?”<>

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.<>

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