Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: <>
“Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you.” <>
The man stopped; a big brick fell in front of him. <>
The astonished man continued walking to the cross walk. <>
The voice shouted, “Stop! If you take one more step, a car will run over you and you will die.”<>
The man stood still; a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. “Where are you?” the man asked. “Who are you?”<>
“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered. <>
“Oh yeah?” the man asked. “Where the hell were you when I got married last week?”<>