The Confused Angel – Joke

Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: <>

“Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you.” <>

The man stopped; a big brick fell in front of him. <>

The astonished man continued walking to the cross walk. <>

The voice shouted, “Stop! If you take one more step, a car will run over you and you will die.”<>

The man stood still; a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. “Where are you?” the man asked. “Who are you?”<>

“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered. <>

“Oh yeah?” the man asked. “Where the hell were you when I got married last week?”<>

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