Four travellers once asked an old woman to keep a little bundle for them and told her to give it back<> only when all four were present.<><>
One of them, however, returned alone and tricked her into giving him the bundle.<>
Later the other three came to collect the bundle. <>
She explained she had given it to the man who had come earlier.<>
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.<>
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. <>
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.<>
Morals of the story:<>
(1) Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
(3) And when you’re in deep sh*t, it’s best to keep your mouth shut! <>
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