There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.’<>
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.<>
Whoa there, said the doctor, ‘Don’t be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there’s another one coming.’<>
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.<>
‘Hold that lantern up, don’t set it down there’s another one!’ said the doctor.<>
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.<>
‘No, don’t be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there’s yet another one coming!’ cried the doctor.<>
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, “You reckon it might be the light that’s attractin’ ’em?<>
