The Fireman Hose – Joke

A fireman<> comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station:<>

Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets;<>

Bell 2 rings, we slide down the pole;<>

Bell 3 rings, we’re on the trucks.<>

From now on, we’re going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say Bell 3, we’re going to make passionate love.”<>

The next night, the fireman<> comes home from work and yells,<>

“Bell 1!” His wife takes off her clothes.<>

“Bell 2,” and his wife jumps into bed.<>

“Bell 3,” and they began to make love. After two minutes, his wife yells,<>

“Bell 4!” “What’s Bell 4?” the husband asks. “More hose<>,” she replies, “you’re nowhere near the fire!”<>

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