A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. <>
He asks, “What was that for?” <>
She says, “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Betty Sue written on it.” <>
He says, “Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? Betty Sue was the name of the horse I went there to bet on.” <>
She shrugs and walks away. <>
Three days later he is reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. <>
He asks, “What was that for?” <>
She answers, “Your horse called.”<>
