The Jar – Joke

An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a sperm count as part of his  physical exam.<>

The doctor gave the man a jar and said,  ‘Take this jar home and bring back a sperm sample  tomorrow.’<>

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the  previous day. <>

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,  ‘Well, doc, it’s like this — first I tried with my right hand,  but nothing.<>

Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. <>

‘Then I asked my wife for help.  She  tried with her right hand, the <>with her left, still  nothing.  <>

She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth  in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.<>

 ‘We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it <>between her knees, but still nothing.’ <>

The doctor was shocked! ‘You asked your neighbor?’  The old man replied, ‘Yep, none of us could get the jar open.’<>

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