An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a sperm count as part of his physical exam.<>
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a sperm sample tomorrow.’<>
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. <>
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, ‘Well, doc, it’s like this — first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.<>
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. <>
‘Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, the <>with her left, still nothing. <>
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.<>
‘We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it <>between her knees, but still nothing.’ <>
The doctor was shocked! ‘You asked your neighbor?’ The old man replied, ‘Yep, none of us could get the jar open.’<>
