The Old Man And His Wife

A 70 year old man asks his wife “Do you feel sad when you see me running after young girls?”

His wife replied “No, not at all. Even dogs chase cars they can’t drive!

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.

When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.

“Excuse me”, said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done,

“What was that all about?”

“Nothing’, said the Irishman, “My wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!”

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