The Psychiatrist & The Bartender – Joke

Ever since I was a child, I’d always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.<>

So I went to a shrink and told him: “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy”<>

“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink.<>

“Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”<>

“How much do you charge?”<>

“One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.<>

“I’ll sleep on it,” I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?” He asked.<>

“Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00.<>

A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck.”<>

“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”<>

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now.”<>

It’s always better to get a second opinion .<>

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