The Rabbit & A Bear Wishes – Joke

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don’t like each other.<>

One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each.<>

Mr. Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet.<>

Mr. Bear’s second wish is that all the bears in the neighboring forests were female as well. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle.<>

Mr. Bear’s final wish is that all the other bears in the world were female, leaving him the only male bear in the world.<>

Mr. Rabbit revs the engine of his motorcycle and says, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rides off.<>

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