The Retired – Joke

Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.<>

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.We went up to him and I said, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break……?’<>

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an “Ar*e Hole” .<>

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.<>

So Bev called him a “Sh1t Head”.<>

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.<>

Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes.<>

The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. <>
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.<>

We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age.<>

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