I was out fishing yesterday.
When I heard a soft voice saying “osculation me,
Then I will turn into your faithful mistress.
I looked down and saw a little frog, ” I said.
“Was that you speaking”?
The little frog said “Yes, osculation me and I will turn into your faithful mistress”
So I picked the little frog up and placed it in an empty bait box.
When I got home, the missus was out,
So I opened the bait box and the little frog said.
“Are you going to osculation me?
now so I can turn into your faithful mistress”?
I said “Nah, at my age I’d rather have a talking frog.