In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. <>
The young girl proposes, “If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs.” <>
The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet.<>
And then the girl pulls us her dress a bit to show her legs.<>
Then she says, <>
“If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I’ll show you my thighs,” and men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. <>
The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full.<>
Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats.<>
Then the young girl says, <>
“If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis.”<>
All three fork over the money. <>
The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they’re passing. “See there in the distance. <>
That’s the hospital where I had it done!”<>
