The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. <>
The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered twins. <>
He got to a phone and called her right away.<>
“Oh honey, I’m so happy,” he said. “Who took you to the hospital?”<>
“Your brother, Joe, drove me, and since I had to be anesthetized he named the twins.”<>
The husband was horrified. “But, but, Joe is an idiot! Oh no! What did he name them?”<>
The wife answered, “We have a girl and a boy. Joe named the girl Deniece.”<>
The husband interrupted, “Well, that’s not so bad. What did he name the boy?”<>
“Joe named the boy De-nephew.”<>
