Two men were marooned on an Island.<>
One man pased back and forth worried and scared while the other man sat back and was sunning himself.<>
The first man said to the second man, “arn’t you afraid we are about to die.”<>
“No,” said the second man, “for you see I make $100,000 per week and I tithe faithfully to my church ever week. My Pastor will find me.”<>