Two Women Walking Home After Night Out

Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee.

The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it.

Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that.

The next day, the first woman’s husband phones the second woman’s husband, furious:

“My wife came home last night without her panties!”

“That’s nothing,” says the other.

“Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said,

‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you.”

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