Unfortunate Man – Joke

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. <>

He stays like that for a half hour.<>

Then a big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.<>

The poor man starts crying.<>

The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. <>

Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”<>

“No, it’s not that,” the man replies, wiping his tears,<>

“This day is the worst of my life. <>

First, I oversleep and I go in late to my office.<>

My outraged boss fires me. When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it was stolen.<>

The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to go home, and when I get out, I remember I left my wallet.<>

The cab driver just drives away. <>

I go inside my house where I find my wife in bed with the gardener.<>

I leave my home, come to this bar, and just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”<>

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