There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. <>
He stays like that for a half hour.<>
Then a big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.<>
The poor man starts crying.<>
The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. <>
Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”<>
“No, it’s not that,” the man replies, wiping his tears,<>
“This day is the worst of my life. <>
First, I oversleep and I go in late to my office.<>
My outraged boss fires me. When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it was stolen.<>
The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to go home, and when I get out, I remember I left my wallet.<>
The cab driver just drives away. <>
I go inside my house where I find my wife in bed with the gardener.<>
I leave my home, come to this bar, and just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”<>
