You Are Drunk – Joke

Three guys were sitting in a biker bar.<>

A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.<>

The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table.<>

He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face and said, “I went by your grandma’s house and I saw her in the hallway, buck naked. Man ”she is fine!”<>

The biker looked at him and didn’t say a word.<>

His buddies were confused,because he was a bad ass, and would fight at he drop of a hat.<>

The drunk leaned on the table again and said, “I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!” The biker still said nothing.<>

His buddies were starting to get mad.<>

The drunk leaned on the table again and said, “I’ll tell you something else boy, your grandma liked it!”<>

The biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulder and said, “Damn it, Grandpa, you’re drunk! Go home!”<>

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