A young bloke with his pants hanging half off his arse, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the Centrelink to sign some paperwork.<>
He marched up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just H A T E being on the DOLE. I’d really rather have a job.. <>
I don’t like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing and all that.”<>
The social worker behind the counter said,<>
“Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.<>
You’ll have to drive around in his 2015 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.”<>
“Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.<>
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have to, as part of your job, satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20’s and has a rather strong sex drive.”<>
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, “You’re bullshittin’ me!”<>
The social worker said, “Yeah, well… You started it.”<>
