Ze Woman, She Is Not Dead!

An old man was walking through the French countryside, admiring the beautiful spring day,<>

when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple making love in a field.<>

Getting over his initial shock he said to himself:<>

“Ah, young love… ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers… C’est magnifique!”, and continued to watch, remembering the good old day’s that he’d once enjoyed.<>

Suddenly he gasped and said: “Mais… Sacre bleu! Ze woman she is dead!,” before heading off as fast as he could to the town to tell Jean, the police chief.<>

He arrived at the Police Station, out of breath, and shouted:<>

“Jean…Jean…zere is zis man, zis woman … naked in farmer Gaston’s field making love.”<>

The police chief smiled and said:<>

“Come, come, Henri you are not so old; remember ze young love, ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers? Ah,L’amour! Zis is OK.”<>

“Mais non! You do not understand; ze woman, she is dead!”<>

Upon hearing this, Jean, leapt up from his seat, rushed out of the station, jumped on his push-bike, pedalled down to the field, confirmed Henri’s story, and pedalled all the way back (non-stop) to call the doctor.<>

He picked up the telephone and screamed:<>

“Pierre, Pierre, … this is Jean, I was in Gaston’s field; zere is a young couple naked having s*x.”<>

To which Pierre replied,”Jean, I am a man of science. You must remember…it’s spring, ze air, ze flowers, Ah, L’amour! Zis is very natural.<>

“Jean, still out of breath, grasped in reply: “NON, you do not understand; ze woman, she is dead!”<>

Hearing this, Pierre exclaimed: “Mon dieu!,” grabbed his black medicine bag; stuffed in his thermometer, stethoscope, and other tools; jumped in his car; and drove like a madman down to Gaston’s field.<>

After carefully examining the participants he drove calmly back to Henri and Jean, who were waiting at the station.<>

When he got there, went inside, smiled patiently, and said:<>

“Ah, mes amis, do not worry. Ze woman, she is not dead, she is British”<>

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